Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Bro Code!!!

I'm gonna recreate the Bro Code in the next few weeks. Based on Barney Stinsens Bro Code...

Bro Code Article No.1
Bros before hos!

Bro Code Article No.2
A bros mom or sister is under all circumstances taboo. But a bros stepmom or stepsister is okay if and only if she initiates it and wears at least one leopard patterned clothing is involved.

Bro Code Article No.3
The in article 2 mentioned stepmom and stepsisters should under no circumstances be involved in a three way with the bro.

Bro Code Article No.4
Never sleep with a bros ex.

Bro Code Article No.5
Never try to seduce your bros current girlfriend.

Bro Code Article No.6
A bro should always be the best wingman. This includes to agree with all pick-up lines.
Silly or not.

Further articles are following...

There's one more thing. The mario of the week award is loaned to the most funny word of the week. At the end of the summer there's gonna be a T-Shirt with all the awarded words on it.

Award Winners till now
Week No. 27: Humornazi
Week No. 28: Hauptpartner

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