Bro Code Article No.7
If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro’s girlfriend’s birthday and / or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless whether he thinks his Bro already knows.
Bro Code Article No.8
A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it’s cool.
Bro Code Article No.9
A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro of an impending or ongoing girl fight.
Bro Code Article No.10
Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girl’s wildly unattractive cousin / friend / mother.
If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro’s girlfriend’s birthday and / or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless whether he thinks his Bro already knows.
Bro Code Article No.8
A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it’s cool.
Bro Code Article No.9
A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro of an impending or ongoing girl fight.
Bro Code Article No.10
Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girl’s wildly unattractive cousin / friend / mother.
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