My clubbing night... too funny

Ok, here it goes again. I was clubbing the last night. In a small club called Johnnys Disco Oberndorf. The first thing I discovered:

The Party Crowd Is Extremely Stupid
Especially the girls. The songs with the most sexist text is rushing through the speakers and all girls are on the dance floor. And of course, they are all chanting... "Treat me like a wh***, push me in the corner and f*** me hard in my p*****"
That was the point where I discovered it. The whole party crowd is stupid. Maybe they don't understand the text... well that's hardly believable. The other thought of mine was: "Maybe they really want what they are singing". I stopped with the thought that THEY REALLY ARE DUMB LIKE A BANANA.

After that I was pretty sure I'm the smartest person in the whole club, I had the best time. Two hot girls were dancing in the center stage. The kind of girls who weigh just about half of their optimal weight. Yellow hair, a makeup film (about half an inch thick) on their faces... Two perfect schichtfotzen if you want to see it this way. Both of them came over and tried to hit on me. Not at the same time. I think between the first and the second was about half an hour time. Both of them were really confident and maybe thought if they hit on someone, he wont say no because they are so beautiful.
But they hadn't thought of meeting me. I'm afraid I crashed their world view in a bunch of tiny little pieces. I told them that they aren't my type and that I'd rather go home alone than with them. It was very funny. For a second each of them looked a little bit shocked. I nearly could hear the glass shattering (unfortunately, the music in the club was too loud)... I concede, it wasn't my nicest move, but hey... I had fun.

I also met some of my old friends. It was hilarious. And I hope I can import this video here:

Unfortunately I couldn't import the video in here, so enjoy it on the external source:

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